Are they tasty?
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I like 'em but Iāve always had expensive tastes. 
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Told you - they are all evil conniving fuckers
Hot diggedy cat. 
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Nope, not at allā¦
Weāre getting a new cat. Weāre probably getting two new cats. If the missus was in charge, I think weād have five new cats. The missus is not in charge. I might say yes to two new cats.
Think itās best if you think of five names.
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Wouldnāt want to go swimming with this aroundā¦
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Iād like to say fuck off but it works on many levels, so bravo!
A photobomber showed up this morning. I was taking a selfie to show my mate in NZ I do wear the āTā shirts he gave me. He works for Rocket Labs building satellites.
An alien appeared out of the ether as the countdown timer on the camera Beepedā¦said Molly. 
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Did you furlough your personal barber during lockdown and have forgotten to re-employ him?
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I had a haircut last weekā¦just grows very quickly much to the disgust of the follically challenged.
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Which one?
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Do you not own an iron or have the staff got a day off ?