Cheeky bugger…straight out of the T shirt drawer…it was neatly folded. Whaddyawant crumpled…I already have that look at my age.
Contrary to rumours it wasn’t me
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Hmm that would go well with a Bullfrog…
(Blue drink from the Sandpit)
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And people assume a badge of honour when they actually bother to pick up dog poop 
They’re no good at laying paving slabs?
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If that’s cat poop then it’s a very small cat, that’s more likely to be fox poo
I assumed it was, but the Ayatollah was woken up by two foxes sneaking down the side of the house last night
Cats are still cunts though
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They can play the piano, but only grands.
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Does he play snooker?
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