German?
Got a few of these in the garden waiting for me to turn the pump on the swimming pool off so they can use it. The pool that is.
Some bloody big toads which for some reason picture not uploading
Itās the porn filter, whatās in the background?
Not sure if this should go here butā¦
WTF. When did this become a thing?
Bound to rain over the break now youāre in your shorts. Luckily for us you remembered to get fully dressed before taking the picture though 
I was wearing my Alan Partridge shorts todayā¦good job you donāt have a clearer view. 
ā¦okily dokilyā¦
Well done the BBC tell everyone where they areā¦
Yeah I heard where they were online. Managed to get a four of their eggs a couple of months ago to add to my collection. If you know anyone who wants one Iām selling them for Ā£1500 each.