But are you a quare? Like Bunny.
This is just the best. And on topic.
Iām not on the television but I donāt have a wife. Probably a quare.
Probably a part time quare.
Like Michael Heseltine. Although he is an extremely good shot.
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What about tea without milk???
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Gateway drug to herbal tea wank that is not actually tea.
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Quite why anyone wants to put moo juice in a hot drink is a mystery to me. Hot fat - bleurghh
Youāve just discounted a lot of meat dishes from your diet.
Going vegan?
You ever played soggy biscuit?
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Mongolian tea without milk is drinkable in very small amounts as long as you go on the screaming piss afterwards.
Digestive or Rich Tea
This is how tea should look - note the pot, that leaf tea has been used, and of course the correct choice of mug.
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Yakās Pissā¦do not even go there. 
No this is a Mug
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Meanwhile, somewhere in Poole, Bob spends his day going down on R2D2.
Itās correct name is Pass the Biscuit. and you use Rich Tea, not Digestives. So a mate who went to public school told me.
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Hot fat seared around a ribeye steak - nice
Hot fat in tea - shit
The end
If itās any consolation, itās cold when it goes in.
Youād love Punjabi teaš