Nah… At Christmas I have two weeks off to spend with family. I seriously wish it could all year.
Ahh…you were born too late…how old are you going to be when you retire? 
Probably for as long as I cand sill stand up and piss under my own control…
Good lad…you can be my carer.
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Woolworths 1981 - Have a cracking Christmas!
Something for everyone, including fashion handbags for £1.99
You bastards…this is what you get for posting too early…Maria Fuckin’ Carey…
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Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane
…until at least 10th December, then we can declare open season. When I was a kid we never put up XXXXXXmas decorations until the 10th.
Please do not use the word XXXXXXmas or XXXs or YXXe.
Thanks
Far too soon. Nothing before the 14th of December 18:00.
Move over John Lewis, there’s a new tearjerker advert to dominate Christmas, and it’s by Pornhub.
No, not like that. Anyway…
The streaming service has created an advert, apparently for TV, which promotes a gift card for its premium, paid-for service, the tagline for which is:
This holiday season, give the most touching gift of all!
Calling all happy clappy I love chrimbo types. Lets partyy and rumble!
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4-1 goat boy - Shakey can fuck off as a is a welsh talentless twat…
Your still a week too fuckin’ early…get a grip.
‘‘HUMBUG’’ stopbeing Scrooge LITSL 
Watching this reminded me of a TV programme we used to watch at school, when I was a small child. It was about a boy who fell to Earth from space. I was sure that David Bowie was in it but this is clearly just my memory mixing things up as I’m not sure school would have shown us The Man Who Fell To Earth. Anyway, after some investigation, I have found the show, which, unsurprisingly, was called The Boy From Space. did anyone else watch this at school. I remember being so excited by it and couldn’t wait to see the next episode.
I could happily empty my sack for this little minx all year round 
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Now we are talking, but for Christmas I want ladies underwear… SOLD! What a stocking filler she is! Love kylie
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Originally posted by @Sfcsim
Now we are talking, but for Christmas I want ladies underwear… SOLD!
youtube.com/watch?v=jL1ND1U4Ud8
I saw this a few days ago, and have watched numerous times since and it never fails to make me fall hopelessly in love or is it lust with her each time XXX … she’s a babe … schwinggggg.