To be fair pap thinks everyone looks big.
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Tokyo falls back on the āpap is a midgetā system but the game has moved on and heās looking like a dinosaur. The fans expect more these days. Pulis it isā¦ lets hope he can pull something special out of the bag. The fans are shouting for more flair.
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Pap is really turning the screws now. This friendly has turned nasty. The suggestion now is that Tokyo is not only morbidly obese but he canāt see his own cock. Itās definitely hotting up as we move into the last 20 mins of the game. Tokyo Pulis really needs something to counter these new moves from Pap FC.
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Do you just have a sit down piss because of the micro penis?
this made me chuckle
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20 mins up - Iām claiming victory.
Annoying in what sense? That I donāt ban people on request. or worry too much when people flounce when I say no? Pot, kettle, black on that one nipper, although I will happily 'fess to dividing opinion in many areas.
Actually, pot, kettle, black for pretty much everything youāve said.
The obvious truth is that pretty much everyone Iāve met from here is far more personable in person. Itās the Sotonians secret sauce, the reason why weāve done three years, some of us having said some very harsh things, yet still able to stand in the same room and sup when circumstances demand it.
The reason thatās the case is that most of us arenāt just usernames. Weāre on a first name basis. Weāve met each othersā kids, or dads, or mums, or wives.
Weāve got people like @so5-4bw that donāt post much but are utter fucking mainstays on match days, part of the Sotonians tapestry that people that donāt get to a game will never see. Moreover, it has been this way since day one.
@cb-saint is cracking. Heāll be along soon, but I suspect he fears a torrent of left-wing bias (probable) or judgement (less probable) if he turns up.
My view is if that people can peel off their main firm for a day, @dubai_phil can get over from the Middle East, and even @smiler and his wife can truck it over from Australia, London-based @tokyo-saint has no excuse not to attend, and no right to pronounce anything about this forum when he knows so little about what makes it tick.
Itās a forum you cuntbucket, not fucking tinder. I donāt like you on here, I am hardly going to spend less time with my family/friends to potentially get in trouble throwing you through a window am I?
I donāt want to spend time with you pap. You come accross as an opinionated dweeb. Get over it.
Some other people on here, maybe, but you, no chance.
Iām sat here crying at the lack of approbation from a middle aged Internet random that is too scared to show his face in public.
Imagine being so arrogant that you honestly believe that āin publicā is the same as āwith youā.
I was trying for facetious and bwark bwark.
I donāt think any beliefs were expressed.
The refs report will be interesting after the first ore season friendly. The match ended in a draw but there were some nasty afters in the tunnel between the two managers. Iām not sure the FA will look upon this too well.
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Sotonians Sauce? - plenty of it on hereā¦
Having met quite a few of you now, I feel more sorry for our kids who get dragged along to what is essentially middle aged blokesā pre/post beer fests.
Tbf Teenage Mutant has quite enjoyed them, mainly when a shot of vodka gets slipped into his cokeā¦
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Is pap Turkish? Can I do the winner?
Ooh. That made my day.
Iāve been classed as middle aged.
Canāt wait for the return fixture
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Middle East Phil, Middle East. 
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Hey, can I chuck. @undefined back into the mixer?
Heisenberg/Glasgow/Bearsey/Tokesā¦all alter egos?
Only asking like
Iād like to submit some evidence that will hopefully dissuade you of this notion.
Weāre better pals now, like.
Hate to tell you this but he only uses pal as an insult . 
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