Agreeing to spend time with me is a big strike against tbh. Prob why I value it so highly. The heart wants what it can’t get, yknow.
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Being well into my fifty somethings, I’m fortunate to be able to report no signs of oncoming baldness and at 5’10", I’m quite average in height. I did however, inherit a gene from my fathers side of the family that rendered me pretty much fully grey haired in my early teens.
As you can imagine I’ve had my fair share of teasing and stick during my schooldays and well beyond. I soon learned not to let it bother me once I realised it was only the blokes having a dig. The ladies on the other hand always seemed quite fascinated, leading to more than my fair share of female attention over the years … obviously my dashing good looks, charismatic charm and big cock played their part but they grey (silver) hair was always a winner !!
Unfortunatly all good things come to an end and year after year I’ve witnessed my peer group all jump on the bandwagon, I’m no longer ‘distinguished’ or considered ‘a catch’ … obviously my carefree charisma having evolved into fatalistic cynicism has played it’s part and my dwindling cock size/stomach ratio doesn’t help !!
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Reminds me a bit of the opening scene to Annie Hall
I would never want to belong to any club that would have me as a member
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Originally a quote from Groucho Marx. 
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… not to be confused with the late great Karl Marx or the late as usual Howard Marks
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How would 5’2", bald but with a massive penis rate?
Asking for a friend.
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some claim it originally appears in Freud’s Wit & it’s relation to the unconscious.
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Anyone know Freud’s take on a bald shorty with a small penis, no sense of humour and stacks of money?
I don’t qualify on any of those terms so any answer would be used purely as a forum filler.
Thanks
Well it wouldn’t be a pussy filler would it.
I’m sure Freud would have found your modern day reply…all too revealing to be much of a challenge.
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I have a bald friend with the surname Wishart.
I immediately invented two nicknames for him, variations on the same theme. Wish-hair and Wish-hat. He’d heard them both before.
We settled on Wish for a nickname in the end, which is a pretty cool nickname.
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Thought Wishart was trumping, pissing and crapping at the same time.
More like smoking, moaning and being woke af on the foreign policy situation.
He’s gloriously grumpy at times.
I don’t suffer from baldness, shortieness or a stubby, but I realised that i’d entered a new phase of life when I found out my nickname by the barstafff at my local is Silver Fox. Sort of a compliment but I’m not sure.
Yeah…since I’ve gone the full high-lights style people keep telling me I look like Roger Waters…the guy’s 73 FFS. 
He should call you Wisheight, or Weeshite for short.
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Lordy are us women considered so shallow?
I’ve been out with short, tall, long haired and also bald guys. From guys who earn well to a cleaner.This probably makes me look not very picky. One was short and bald. He was a bit of a dick in the end. One was short with long long hair. He was a cheater. Really doesn’t matter as long as you’re nice and funny. We do like someone who make us laugh.
I take it, it’s more a controlled sort of laugh rather than hysterical?
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He’s called me a lot worse, especially when I’ve re-enacted the Benny Hill slap upside the slaphead skit.
Things were also spiky during the EU Referendum.
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