I went and drained the local of red diesel for the tractor.
Not driving it currently, just wanted to make sure no other fuckers got any.
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I’m not panic buying.
We did all that early doors this morning.
Come the inevitable Mad Max apocalypse, we’ve got “gussoline a plenty” *.
* Roughly a Meriva’s petrol tank’s worth.
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I actually sensed something in the ether this time last week, filled up the van, the work car, the bird’s motor and the MG. For once in my life I’m ahead of the curve.
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I have 40 litres in the shed for emergencies/scorched earth scenario.
I’d keep that quiet mate, sheds aren’t hard to break into.
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We have 3 lbs of enriched Uranium for our boiler in case of a nuclear attack.
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How’s this for a conspiracy theory? The fuel shortage has been engineered by the government in order to soften us up for the impending firebreak lockdown in October. “There’s no petrol available anyway, so we might as well do it.” 
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If they can get past my night vision goggles and sniper rifle they are welcome.
Maybe we should lockdown again. Obviously the general public cannot be trusted to act responsibly when allowed to roam free
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I prefer the “only Walter can see Donny” theory from The Big Lebowski.
Because it’s read by a lot of people you need to get elected??
I do wonder sometimes if these people realise how elections work.
“To get elected by the British public we must first have the approval of Rupert Murdoch”
Write that on a piece of paper, sign it, and tell me whether you feel comfortable with it.
The really sad thing is that you’re not wrong.
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The Labour Party really is a cess pit of shite, backstabbing, whataboutery and prime face-spite-ing cuntery at the moment. Just when we need a decent opposition too. Johnson can fuck up all he likes, safe in the knowledge the opposition are much happier kicking 7 bells out of each other than being a decent opposition.
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The only thing a Leftie hates more than a Tory, is another leftie of a different hue
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Ouch.
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