Thinking of deserting this place… going somewher where I might be more apprecated - heard loads of cocks over at SWF… would be right up my alley… 
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We love you Gay!
Aw. Don’t get offended. I’m not done yet, but am considering observing squeakiest wheel gets least grease (mostly to see it squeak again for lols).
New set of awards tomoz. What does sir think of “The Crying Game” as title?
Lols? There is cruelty up there in those ivory Sotonian Towers. Us sensitive souls weep long into the night whilst THE Papsweb elite ™ wonder around naked rubbing oil into each other’s groin strains whilst dismissing the plebian masses with a few crumb like ‘badges and points’, our ‘cake’ when we have no bread… may you all be struck down with those pustular boils on your genitals that Bletch has.
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Aw. Don’t get offended. I’m not done yet, but am considering observing squeakiest wheel gets least grease (mostly to see it squeak again for lols).
New set of awards tomoz. What does sir think of “The Crying Game” as title?
Might as well have just boosted us all 100 points at this rate. 
How come the Gaylord’s name is in green?
Tis my envy/ my rage/ my answer and I am just so fucking cool 
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
How come the Gaylord’s name is in green?
Tis my envy/ my rage/ my answer and I am just so fucking cool
Or your snot.
Not on topic soz but question pls i couldn’t get in my normal hotel tonight cos i forgot to book & am in cunt travelodge in Birmingham. The room smells faintly of faeces, someone has jerry rigged the thing that makes the lights stay on, and they’ve stuffed toilet paper in the eyehole thing on the door (from the inside) so you can’t see out. Individually, these are not major problems. I can crack a window for the smell. I can repair the jerry rigged lights. I can remove toilet roll from the eyehole, but i cant sleep for worrying about it. Why would you do these things? What happened in this room? Is this normal for Travelodge? Should i ask to change room?
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Was it not the loads up your alley that led to the Cracked Arse (short term)? Big hugs xxxx
I recently saw a middle aged woman order a pint of bacardi and coke and a hair dryer in a travelodge. Same one maybe?
Is Bear still alive?
Let’s hope so, though from some of his posts it sounds like he has isolated bouts of rigamortis setting in.
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Yeah, isolated to his crotch when he’s surfing the web using the free hotel WiFi
A Friend told me that most hotels block those sites so that you have to use pay TV. 
Just an update on this. I’m going to do a final set of awards later this week. The missus is on deadlines and is monopolising computer space at the moment.
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Sneaky vote up there pap… 
Typical woman who can muli-task and use 2 computers at once, Hugh Jackman should be afraid
The awards have been finalised. A few more handcrafted ones have been created, but anyone that has posted and hasn’t already received an award will get 100 points.
I know some that have already received 100 points may feel slightly aggrieved, but this is a left wing forum with no edge where everyone loves each other, right? What the fuck did you expect?
Besides, it’ll be a nice surprise for returning visitors.
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I want an “unsung hero” badge, all these post I make (when I should be working) and threads I start and NO FUCKER UPVOTES ME!!!
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