Did I win the prize for most unsuccessful installation of Windows 10?
Must say it has been very stable for the la
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Originally posted by @KRG
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @ant
Originally posted by @pap
ant is Young Poster of the Year. Very close run thing. SuperMikey has a better points per post ratio (just) and KRG has been a super poster all year. In the end though, ant wins on overall level of effort and because he is a Machiavellian bastard forcing me to write this under duress.
Honoured!
Truly an award ceremony in which the only person you should be thanking is yourselfā¦
Oh OK, and pap for bothering to start this place. I suppose. At a push.
Fucking canāt believe Iāve not been included in Young Poster of the Year. Ageist cunts, the whole fucking lot of you. A plague upon all your fucking houses.
You still going in about the this?
Or is it, that you forget that you have been going on about this for a while? Is it getting hard to keep track of these things, at your age.
Yep, still going on about it, as itās annoying me.
Anyway my alarms just gone off, so time for my pills, bingo and then my afternoon nap.
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Afternoon break was great, thanks for asking. One of the bigger boys brought a tennis ball all so we were punting it against a wall for ten minutes.
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Iāve created some more badges for people. There will be more forthcoming, but the next badge is as follows.
First, bletch gets The Mediator badge for his services to site harmony. We see much of it on the site itself, but there is a lot that goes on behind the scenes, and bletch is heavily involved. I donāt make big decisions alone 
Next, Coxford_lou and Bucks both get the Protosotonians badge, in honour of their work laying a lot of the foundations for this place (without even realising it).
We move now onto villainy. There were only really two real candidates; Fatso and Tokyo-Saint. After careful consideration, our conclusion was that Tokes is still a cunt, but certainly not capable of building underground lairs, etc. He gets the Godzooky badge. Fatso, on the other hand, shows promise. He is the sort of person that can build an underground lair, even if the roof is made of empty pizza boxes and the whole lair is located in his living room. He gets Godzilla 2015. We also think that this will piss Tokes off and make him raise his villain game.
Finally, we celebrate Bearās contribution to the site over the year, and I worry about the impending legal cases.
Top work, all.
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Iām reading this and it donāt look like i even got a single nomination! Vindictive cunts. Just cos ur all down the Farmhouse giving each other hand jobs every week, doesnāt mean that you shouldnāt be thinking of ur poor ostriched bros who are stuck at home masturbating RIP
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Maybe if you werenāt price pikey you could buy Bletch enough beers, he would then āholdā your little bear whilst you peed.
BTW oustanding work in the Revenant, the scenes your were in, my ursine friend, were probably the best bits of the film.
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The Farmhouse? Looks like the Bearās intel is about as up-to-date as Portsmouth high Street.
And itās not handjobs, itāsā¦ Well, youāll have to get yourself down to a meet and bloody find out for yourself.
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I heard that Bletch sucks em off for Ā£3 and a packet of Cheese and Onionā¦ cant think how else some got awardsā¦ and some āoverlookedāā¦
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True story.
Although sometimes I have to give them more than Ā£3.
And sometimes itās Salt and Vinegar.
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Thatās too Pricey for Bearst, he is price pikey after all, heād stretch to a pack of tesco own plain crisps as long as Bletch flavoured the crisps afterwards, sort of a spit and shake!!!
We thought youād deserted us, Bear! Are you still moonlighting on Saintsweb as Alpine? 
I would if she asks nicely.
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no i like to do postings when iāve got nothing better to do like i.e. when iām at work or when iām in hotel in birminghams or when iām lonesly but not so much at festive period cos that is my favourite cos everyone is all social + wanting to come out + play, so in them circumstances i donāt need all you cunts quite so much i still love you all tho + hope you had good christmas at the farmhouse rip
Whatever. Talk to the hand. Do I look bothered?
mum + dad on the mantlepiece
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hahaha is that a baby jesus picture wtf is he looking at
I think heās typing: āOk Schuey, letās see how fucking quick you are now.ā