Now Pap has fInished the official awards, I’m going to do some alternative awards. It will be kind of like the Razzies or the Bad Sex Writing Awards.
Though it would probably be funnier if Bearsy volunteered to do them? How about it Bear?
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Should probably mention that these are all **Post ** badges, meaning that the awards are doled out after someone posts.
So… finally my service to the to cult of pap at Sotonian Towers will be acknowledged…? You see pap there is something unwholesome about having a lesser ‘status’ on the years leader board than a certain posters I could mention 
In fact not even appearing on it makes me feel sad… 
I wept again last night. Mrs Abandon, was beside herself with worry. The cat is depressed, and the ironing went undone.
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Yes, I think I got your award just right, Goldilocks.
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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
So… finally my service to the to cult of pap at Sotonian Towers will be acknowledged…? You see pap there is something unwholesome about having a lesser ‘status’ on the years leader board than a certain posters I could mention
In fact not even appearing on it makes me feel sad…
I wept again last night. Mrs Abandon, was beside herself with worry. The cat is depressed, and the ironing went undone.
How do you think I felt. There was a time when if I posted on a thread, that was the end of that one. I felt like a serial thread killer.
Now I have to prostitute myself as a ticket agent to be noticed by the elite.
(Only joking. Or am I?)
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Bullshit. Downvoted.
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Originally posted by @KRG
Originally posted by @pap
The awards have been finalised. A few more handcrafted ones have been created, but anyone that has posted and hasn’t already received an award will get 100 points.
I know some that have already received 100 points may feel slightly aggrieved, but this is a left wing forum with no edge where everyone loves each other, right? What the fuck did you expect?
Besides, it’ll be a nice surprise for returning visitors.
Bullshit. Downvoted.
We expect no less, KRG 
‘Wants it too much badge’ … cheeky cunt. Just wanted what I was owed damn it! It was mine I tell you. Sweated blood for Papweb, made to do unspeakable things involving the goat, and aubergine and half a bound of butter… and not even given a platform for a humble acceptance speech…
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…and another thing…
Bribery some may say, wrongly, its a continuing great effort by you Sir Pap. Brilliant work on the rich tapestry points.
Originally posted by @Bucks
Bribery at its worst. This is my last ever post then.
You and Lou got your 100 points for laying the groundwork for drinking club.
Anyone that got a special award didn’t get the rich tapestry award.
Poor old Pap. It’s like running a kindergarten. I’m imagining tether: nearly at end of.
Great effort on the awards! Goat definitely deserved King Status, but Pap is Baby Jesus!
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Stop changing my posts Pap please, and keep up the game-changing brilliance in the face of unwarranted criticsim from the less enlightened.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Poor old Pap. It’s like running a kindergarten. I’m imagining tether: nearly at end of.
I had help. Once I’d run the numbers I got bletch involved. The real stress was just seeing posters that had not received an award, and worrying what to give, and who to give it to. In the end, anyone that posted is in line for the gong, which despite KRG’s objections, I wanted to do. Most of the posters that got bespoke awards rack up the points anyway. I thought people might see “favourites” if I gave them all a head start.
Great effort on the awards! Goat definitely deserved King Status, but Pap is Baby Jesus!
Thanks. We’re really helped by the site functionality. Most of these decisions were not that difficult to make with the data we had available.
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The awards are utter bullshit. Didn’t get a single one. Not even Best Ethnic Poster.
Cunts.
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Well you better make a bit more bloody effort next year Cherts. Typical Tory - want it handed to you on a golden platter! 
Get the beers in at Arsenal and we might applaud you, you publicity seeking shit.
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I think you’ve got me mixed up with the lefties, they’re the ones who always want something for nothing…
But anyway, maybe I should make more effort.