I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool last night, but had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. So, just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer and came second
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Is the offspring a Dat or a Cog
Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow in
Dublin.
“Ooh”, said the presenter enthusiastically, “This is a
very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers
taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last
century.
Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in
good condition?”
“Sticks,” said Paddy!
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I bumped into an old Mate earlier today.
I asked “What you up to these days”…??
He replied “I prepare Meals for the Homeless, Illegal Immigrants, Drug Addicts, Piss-Heads and Down & Outs”…
I said “Are you Working in a Charity Drop-In Centre”…???
He says “No, I’m the Head Chef at a Wetherspoons Pub”…
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Had to chuckle at a recent article in which Daniel Levy hits out a “unsustainable” transfer fees. How much did you just sell a slightly above average defender for Dan?
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Miaow means miaow.
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Didn’t know where to post this, it’s not funny just mental
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The best thing is, the smoke doesn’t affect their view of the game as they are all facing the wrong way anyway!!
http://http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose//business/cordless-garden-hose/
Carrot Crunchers!!
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Good call, to be fair.
Brilliant songwriter…just goes to show how out of touch these shallow philstine politicians are.