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How did we nearly miss this?
Will try and remember to give you 4 days notice next year.
Did you know that Ford Prefect espoused that the best Towels in the Universe came from Marks & Spencers in Salisbury? )(where he of course bought his)
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‘The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’, by Douglas Adams. … in Ford’s possession is something he acquired from the Salisbury branch of Mark’s and Spencer’s,
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Transfer fees, always good for a laugh. Watford want £35m for Troy Deeney and Everton £50m for Ross Barkeley. 
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shit, sorry Ted, downvoted by accident!
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No worries 
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A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quins, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, “Well, I’m not surprised. I have a penis on me like a fucking chimney.”
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black
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Everytime I scroll through the discussions page and come across the ‘Little Annoyances’ thread it always seems to read 'latest by @intiniki ’ … and it always makes me smile
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I am always calm, collected and zen like. Nothing ever irritates me. 
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CB Saint looking at the bbc news home page
Ayatollah looks over my shoulder and says “What’s Prince George been up to”
CB Saint (perplexed) say “who”
Ayatollah “him there in the picture”
CB Saint “that’s Angela Merkel”
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