😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Monkey Tennis
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I took a girl back to my place for sex last night.
After complaining for the first five minutes with, “Stop, you’re too big” and “Please no, you’re really hurting me now” the fat bitch eventually rolled off and let me go on top

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I feel like we need a @bathsaint version of this thread and then the @philippinesaint version (which could maybe be hosted on swf?)

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Send me A fiver @fatso and I will sign up for it :lou_lol:

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Apparently over 200 people have complained to Ofcom about Amanda Holden’s revealing dress last night. Anyone would have thought she had got them out. Show a bit of cleavage and the Brits go into meltdown.

It would appear that BGT stands for Britain’s Got Titties.

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Haha
if they didn’t like that they’re not going to like Southampton’s Naked Bikeride this afternoon. :lou_lol:

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:lou_lol:

He might be contracted to Arsenal but his head’s at St. Marys

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This did made laugh tho’ I’m not really sure why 
 from now on the train is to be referred to as Mr. Taylor or ‘Graham’ for family and close friends

Train named after Graham Taylor

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I’m sure you’ll all be delighted to learn that we’re flying home from our soirĂ©e in Greece: family shindig in Crete; the Bathsaints ‘doing’ Athens; and generally shitty wifi all round.

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That’ll be the EUs fault, probably.

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Can I also blame the EU for my idiot, northern in-laws?

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Absolutely, but thanks to the vote for Brexit Europe won’t give a shit about them going forward

:lou_wink_2:

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I’ll give a full report tomorrow, in the election thread, of their idiocy. It’s depressing.

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Time to get this thread back on track. I give you


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Have a nice flight Harry.

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