Disgusting post hence the downvote.
… Or my finger slipped.
Oppps…sorry. 
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My best mate passed away yesterday so I went to see his wife today.
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I said, “Look on the bright side, at least he’s not suffering anymore.”
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She said, “He wasn’t ill, he died all of a sudden.”
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I said, "I know, I meant being married to you!!.
I know I shouldn’t laugh but…
No, you shouldn’t laugh. The innerweb PC Police now have your details.
Next time just send your keyboard for coffee removal like normal people
I told my girlfriend i had a cock like a computer.She asked if it was cos it had loads of ram and a hard drive.Oh, the surprise she got when she found out it was actually microsoft and full of viruses!!
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Or you were sooo old you only had a 5 inch floppy.
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Wonder how the FA will treat incidents such as this next year, mind you the referee should never ref again, even at pre-school level.
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Metro headline - Ex UKIP politician calls for death penalty for suicide bombers.
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She’s pretty hot and looks a bit strict, or at least a bit annoyed with something. Maybe she left her plectrum in her purse? just guessing
Guitar is lovely
