I need to wash my pajamas first.
Oh hang on, it’s Wetherspoons so they’ll do.
I hope against hope that following Brexit we do not have to take part in this, not that I’ve taken the slightest interest in it for decades.
I’m not an apologist for the EU, and I was in favour of us leaving.
But I don’t think even the most ardent brexiteer could claim that participation in the Eurovision Song Contest was a condition of EU membership. 
27 years in the sandpit missed them all bar one when I was accidentally in UK same time.
Over here? No chance, it us BIG.
Time to watch that Will Ferrell movie again to be able to play spot the cliche
The only part of the programme I’ve watched in very many years is the voting. Such a bizarre ritual I found it wonderful car crash TV.
'Golfer hits tee shot into a rubbish bin! ’
Rubbish shot.