šŸ˜† When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Monkey Tennis
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It wasnā€™t even funny 45 years before that, when LITSL heard someone tell it in the pension queue.

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Whaaat, ayy, wazzat?

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But it needs sharing as a cautionary tale about shit jokes with a new, much younger audience.

I only posted it here so you old reprobates could have a whine about how jokes were still shit in ye olden dates

:kissing_heart::wink:

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I fart in your general direction @c

So take this.

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Mrs C_S and YoungAdult#2 ploughing through a bottle of Sipsmiths Lemon Drizzle Gin and trying out different types of tonic water to find the perfect accompaniment and arguing about the best oneā€¦

Itā€™s not going to end pretty. Iā€™m off to bed :roll_eyes:

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A thing of beauty:

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Is this site populated by similar?

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Not in your case :slight_smile:

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Joke of the week :+1::+1::+1::smile::smile:

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Donā€™t profess to be a political expert Lenin :wink:

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When itā€™s been a while since you went to the beachā€¦

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I can empathise with this

That is exactly the moment when the water touches the bottom of his scrotum

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For me itā€™s normally 9" earlier, when the water touches the snakes headā€¦

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When did @pap have a haircutā€¦surely heā€™s on the end, number 8!

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Far too tall, papā€™s shorter than that.

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For those that are interested, I donā€™t do barbers, but we do have a regime.

  • Chainsaws, to get the big bits
  • Hedge-trimmers, fine trim
  • Flamethrower, for anything unkillable after the first two steps.
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