ā¦reminiscent of my usual repies to Bazza I thought. 
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Uurgh. Not being sexist, or sizeist or whatever. But , fuck me, leave it out! Iām trying to eat my dinner! The fact that his woman is somehow a star, despite having no discernible talent for anything at all pretty much sums up why this great country of ours is rapidly going to the dogs.
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How can you speak like that about such a fragrant wisp of delicate femininity? 
Iām stunned.
No youāre not!
Are you suggesting it can go lower than it has already got to?
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Think Iāve found something more impossible than coaching #saintsfc defenders to defendā¦
Yep. Taking the Cat for her 1st walk outside since she landed in Poland.
She has been dying to get out and then? Terror.
There be dogs out there!
Sheās now in need of a stiff Brandy & refuses to come out from under the bed! 
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There are few things more camp in life than a grown man with a cat on a lead.
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She met the Chickens which was 1st time Iāve heard a Cat say WTF!
Then she encountered the in-laws Alsatian.
So she is the 1st ever Cat to fly. Woosh straight back indoors & not touching the ground until she got under the bed.
Currently screaming fvck you cvnts every 30 seconds.
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