It just takes one idiot to spoil it for everyone…
Skates 0 Arsenal 2
Works on every level
Yep the one who thought this would be a good idea in the first place. 
Dominic Cummings approach to not answering questions.
Ha Ha! Reminds me of that old Spiderdog video.
Ah yes 
I loved those vids.
Well nobody could have predicted that happening. Right?
Ah. That brought back a memory.
In the Sandpit.
Drinking Flaming Lamborghinis with the 2 lads from The Proclaimers sitting at the bar in the much loved & long gone Alamo…
Did they walk far to get there?
Probably.
But knowing that they’re jocks, I think we can guess who was getting the drinks in 
And I would walk one hundred yards - and I would walk one hundred more,
To scalp our good mate Dubai Phil for three cocktails - or maybe four.