Schofield’s bollocks are bigger than his knob. Is that normal? If so, i have a problem!
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Are both your bollocks the same size? 
That is so bad it’s brilliant
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Laugh at this and you’re going to Hell…
Blimey. I might have met her Mum one evening back in the sandpit.
Did you get her phone number?
Yeah. Duh. How else could I call to come round when the ex Mrs D_P had gone to bed early?
But the phones had holes to put your fingers into back in those days, so not much help I’m afraid.
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Is double dipping allowed
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