https://twitter.com/Ubaradia1/status/1095591271622692864?s=19
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Quick bit of advice needed, fellas. Do you spell it “Blowjob” or “Blow-Job”? I hate writing Valentine’s cards.
Discourse says it cannot be
BJ
Which is what it should be
Not married then?
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What you need is to give them an incentive a blowjob or anal guess which gets most attention.
Never said it was for the Wife.
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One shouldn’t leave windows open on different devices 
I blame Man Flu
I expect to see this posted again, by yourself, in a couple of hours…
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In my name dropper days i once got heroically smashed with the boys after they did a gig at the Hard Rock Cafe in the sandpit was just minding my own business at the bar, got talking and about 50 Flaming Lamborghinis later i decided they werent ginger gits but just 2 good old boys.
I remember nothing much apart from geek talk and the hangover.
Fvck do i remember that hangover
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Here you go @Polski_Filip I’ve created a standard template. Hopefully save a bit of time for the next one…
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Unfortunately all the years of frantic masturbation has given wrists of such a size to render the foreskin of your tiny penis inadequate for said purpose.
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