Get you self down Jockeys in the evening they will sort you out
Holed up: man falls into art installation of 8ft hole painted black
It’s amusing but has also made me want to go and see it.
I can put one in your garden for £5k if you’re that interested?
Can look at it every day then and when you get bored of it(day 2 i’d imagine), just fill it up with water and you have a free pond.
Sounds like you’re muscling in on Bearsy’s hole digging racket 
I was planning to pay someone else about £500 to dig the whole.
Might as well be @Bearsy. I’ll even go to £600 for him.
It’s going to need to be a bit bigger if Fatso is planning on jumping in too.
I won’t be jumping into the hole whole.
Ok, £7k.
Springboard not included, but can be supplied and i’ll be very artistic with the quote.
I would be rich, if i had only realised earlier that this art malarkey was so easy😁
And you could fill it with crap
Edit: meant to say Carp, but I’ll leave it as is…
