😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

I thought drugs suppressed your appetite

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https://twitter.com/CockJokes/status/1032169495467577344?s=19

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Maybe he hid half of the breakfast up his nostrils?

Why the fuck would you want to do this???

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Oh do keep up Tripzy we all sat aghast at this story years ago…

On July 30, 2016, Aikins jumped from an aircraft without any parachute or wingsuit at an altitude of 25,000 feet (7,620 m) above Simi Valley, California, watched by a live audience. After about two minutes of free fall he successfully landed in a 100-by-100-foot (30 by 30 m) net just outside of Simi Valley, California.[17][5]Aikins reached a terminal velocity of 120 miles per hour (193 km/h) during the fall.[15] The net was made from Spectra, a high-density polyethylene cord.[18] It had four compressed air cylinders designed to gently slow him down after impact.[18]

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“Teaching them about < insert tex t> is like trying to teach a dog how to do long division."

I am so using this at work.

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Are we talking Yorkshire Terrier type Dog or Donald Trump type…
I expect the Yorkie would be easier tbh

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Fuck me!! IT’S FLAT. :open_mouth:

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Well that’s fucked up blokes in Shitesmuff who have progressed beyond pondlife and Ex EPL referees nights out of a Friday Night :poodle::walking_man:

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asked myself the same.

Jose Mourinho and Ed Woodward audition to replace the original Abba singers:

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Oops
GDPR Disaster

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That is quite something

Still quicker than Hoedt.

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We could wedge the fat fucker in the goal - no one would ever score.