😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Where can I buy that laptop stand?

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Is it April 1st?

Fuck yes - if they can legitimise pole dancing then I can say I am just supporting my local team when the Ayatollah starts up about the FYEO receipt she has found in the wash.

Un-PC World.

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How about this @fatso ? Better?

No

:lou_sad:

Look Fatso - he’s sad and upset now. I hope you’re pleased with yourself.

Yes

Go and stand in the corner of the forum. I need to have a chat with your mum.

Is that the special “chat” with “Uncle Fowllyd”

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Apparently Uranus will be visible from Earth tonight and it will be glowing blue and green.

Exactly that Cobber, exactly that.

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Were you addressing that remark to Fatso’s mum?

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From Talk sport

Southampton forward Nathan Redmond will donate to charity for every goal and assist he produces this season.

Will not be donating much then.

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Be more meaningful if he donated everytime he fucked up the final ball

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I will donate 5p every time Redmond runs with the ball, panics, turns back and ends up passing either sideways or backwards. I expect to have to take out a second mortgage by the end of the Burnley match.

Talking of second mortgages, whatever happened to Mr Trampoline?

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Everton have won something! They have been named the dirtiest team in the Premiership since it was launched!

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He should have started his new job with a big bank so wont be able to hang out with us plebs anymore. He will be to busy counting all that money he is getting.

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If only…

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