Where can I buy that laptop stand?
Is it April 1st?
Fuck yes - if they can legitimise pole dancing then I can say I am just supporting my local team when the Ayatollah starts up about the FYEO receipt she has found in the wash.
Un-PC World.
No
Look Fatso - he’s sad and upset now. I hope you’re pleased with yourself.
Yes
Go and stand in the corner of the forum. I need to have a chat with your mum.
Is that the special “chat” with “Uncle Fowllyd”
Apparently Uranus will be visible from Earth tonight and it will be glowing blue and green.
Exactly that Cobber, exactly that.
Were you addressing that remark to Fatso’s mum?
From Talk sport
Southampton forward Nathan Redmond will donate to charity for every goal and assist he produces this season.
Will not be donating much then.
Be more meaningful if he donated everytime he fucked up the final ball
I will donate 5p every time Redmond runs with the ball, panics, turns back and ends up passing either sideways or backwards. I expect to have to take out a second mortgage by the end of the Burnley match.
Talking of second mortgages, whatever happened to Mr Trampoline?
Everton have won something! They have been named the dirtiest team in the Premiership since it was launched!
He should have started his new job with a big bank so wont be able to hang out with us plebs anymore. He will be to busy counting all that money he is getting.
If only…