One for Bletch:
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You’ll be laughing on the other side of your face if they emulate Leicester.
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Perhaps EVERYONE is pissed off with modern football.
At least we weren’t THIS bad in our reactions to Puel last season…
**MALE SENSITIVITY TEST **
In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You carefully pace yourself to time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The very best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. £100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no consequence to how you love her and your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym if she'd like to.
C. A very conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. An important model to strive for
B. A myth or an oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. “This time together has been meaningful for me. I hope we can still be friends.”
B. “I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.”
C. “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU.”
- A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time, understanding, and gentle encouragement before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
** Evaluating Results:**
* If you answered “A” more than 7 times, check inside your pants to be sure you ARE a man.
* If you answered “B” more than 7 times, check into therapy.
* If you answered “C” more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!
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4 B’s and 6 c’s
So not quite a man then.
On the up side, you are not quite a nutter
It has taken a few years and most of us thought it had been brushed under the carpet, but on a weekeend when so much karma has been around for Saints fans we should add this to the list
Basically QPR fined 40 mil for breaches of FFP to get promoted
Another club now facing bankruptcy.
But let us not forget, who their manager was during these “overspend” days.
C’mon, guess.
You know the answer.
It’s SO bloody obvious…
Give up?
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