😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

Are you sure it wasn’t just an over-zealous screen cleaning thingy from the car in front?

I’ve heard of people claiming on Twitter to have seen rain, but, as usual, I don’t believe them.

Well yes, normally but Lady Slowlane and I were out alone. Luckily those crash protection prophylactics went off automatically when we hit those other cars.

It was definitely rain, we’ve already had remnants analysed for our defence after the driving mishap. All waste effluence without a trace of screenwash.

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You could import a car from Dubai

They have very clever ones but you need to wear all white

They have a special button on the dashboard - and orange triangle. In heavy rain press that button and you can drive at 90 mph is any weather and don’t need any rubber things as you get magic radar to see through any spray.

I might know a geezer who could help. You OK with left hand drive or us that too woke for you?

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I’ve already got a left hand drive car and it never needs those rubber water dispersers, strangely it never rains when it goes out. :smiley:

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And that is true i was a witness many times

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I read that as reading not Reading

That’s what you get when you feed AI with a badge to copy and reproduce to sell. AI can’t read letters, it reads shapes and if you don’t give it a crisp high res picture it just makes things up.

Get into Crypto you idiot they all said

Oh wait, so your Crypto was haccked from an offline account

O RLY? Owl Meme

https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2083579783708024864?s=20

Of course the banks will recompense any losses. Ah, oh.

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This could have gone in so many Sotonian topics…

https://x.com/i/status/2083992350842351877

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So this is what @scotty’s been doing all this time…

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https://x.com/i/status/2086258605280354754

Scores misses his jump into the tunnel.

Goal disallowed. Comes off injured

Man Rubbing Eyes with Headache