How do you spell anmkneesia?
How would I know I cant remember what was in the meal I had at lunchtime.
If it was foreign muck, it was probably Wrissoles, which is of course Equatorial African Assoles.
That was the people that cooked it thank you very muchly
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Sometimes my resurrected hobby of bellringing throws up the unexpected.
At my home tower of Nantwich, just three of us regularly have a couple of pints after practice. Myself, the tower captain (yes, really) and the vicar (yes, really).
Over such pints the vicar hatches plans. As a result this Sundayâs service is replaced by âHymns and Pymsâ. The congregation have voted for their favourite hymns, at a tenner a vote, and theyâll be sung as a top ten whilst swigging Pyms 
Canât knock it as itâs raised over a grand. Iâm just doing the drinking. And ringing.
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Hanging is to good for him.
Keel haul him first then hung drawn and quartered is the appropriate punishment for that indescretion.
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Fucking wusses
Alexa?
Define utter woke nonsense?
Answer? This
https://x.com/BillinghamTown/status/2082506490506510387?s=20
Iâve just been rained on whilst driving south on the M3 between Winchester and Southampton.
Please advise.
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Iâm told that modern charabancs are now fitted with a clever rubber sweeping device that, when activated, will spread raindrops into smears on your glass wind-protector so that you canât see the rain any more and can stop worrying.
There may also be a removable fabric cover which could protect you and should only take an hour or so to fit in place
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Thanks @Shroppie. We do have those rubber sweeping devices but unfortunately they have welded themselves to the glass wind-protector in the hot weather.
Unfortunately I didnât know how to separate them from the surface of the glass wind-protector and of course which button to press on the dashboard to operate them. If Iâd stopped to read the instructions in the ownerâs manual, Iâm sure I wouldnât have taken out the front row of cars in Hendy Ford, Leigh Road, Eastleigh.
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Donât you have staff to press buttons?
I do sympathise over the welding thing. When I turned mine on last week the metal moved but the rubber stayed. I was informed this might be cause to fail the MOT, but that seemed harsh.
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