âI am a massive cuntâ is all could make outâŚ
Nope âŚ
Look.
Iâm all in favour of these mega puffer coats, for ladies, especially over here
Got MiL one for Xmas, itâs a lifesaver.
But on a fat bloke?
In Beige?
At Football?
Deserves all he got
https://x.com/theawayfans/status/1885788966302982351?t=qGUocjL-pWnK859itrt7NA&s=19
They are called dry robes. Absolutely fine in the the middle of winter in Poland but when you see someone walking around in one in England in the summer they tend to get the piss taken out of them. Fair play I reckon.
Goldie Lookin Chain released a superb track on the subject, hilarious lyrics.
The top rated value one here was 15 quid.
At Lidl
Epic Fail
The dude has some serious mental health issues IMHO
https://x.com/AB84/status/1886222239261192572
(Mr & Mrs Drake btw at the Grammys)
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Kanyeâs wife Bianca Censori shocks in transparent dress at Grammys. Bianca Censoriâs see-through dress draws attention as rumour circulates she and husband Kanye West were âescorted from the eventâ afterwards, although reports conflict on this point.
She looks like a rabbit in the headlights.
Thatâs because her barnet is pulled back so unbelievably tightly that she canât actually blink.
The Auspicious footsteps of Buddha?
No, Philip, waiâŚ
Who said AI was useless
Finally, Winchester receives the accolades it has fully deserved.
Nothing tragic about that, is there. Nothing at all.
Best make sure @CB-Saint doesnât but the Ayatollah saucepans/ frying pans again or she might buy her own pressie
Mrs P_F was having a Zoom party last night with a couple of the younger team from her work.
Guzzling plonk.
1 of them went to cut the plastic top thing off a bottle of Vino so she could use the corkscrew
3 hours later after a queue in A&E, 16 stitches in her handâŚ
As I pointed out, at least when I did similar I only needed 6 stitches after almost cutting my thumb off with a Diving knife while in the sandpit trying to open some Oysters weâd collected on a Diving trip,
Drunks & knives out could be a movie title