Sheâs the tactful type, then.
Not sure what is more dangerous
The wrath of the husband
The wrath of Phils wife
The temptation of the housemaid
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Sounds like an Alan Ayckbourn play.
I trust you will do your duty as a proud Englishman and increase the quality of the world gene pool. Anything else would be a sad dereliction of duty.
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I understand that he hails originally from the Waterside. Perhaps youâd care to review your comment? 
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Theyâre all inbred (& I come from there)
No we are not my mother was born in Gosport so not a Skate
So youâre the one diluting the gene pool then (tbf my Dad was an incomer too)
About as slow and tedious as the player isâŚ
Got me flummoxed Kev âŚ
Follow the instructions, vocalise all three quicklyâŚ
You are a penis
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Donât put yourself down Bob 
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Took me a while tbf