We should try and remember to do this each week
https://x.com/haveigotnews/status/1889006789808537826
The Daily Mail
And here they all are
I actually thought the most stupid one was the most memorable = Mountain Dew
Seal.
Heâs still going?
Oh btw not subsccription just need to register for free
Livinâ the dreamâŚ
Incredible
Our village now has an automatic Sushi Machine.
Who knew?
(And on average theyâre having to restock it every 4 hours!)
Please let that be genuine. 
I would think that if itâs been in there for 4 hours itâs just about fucked anyway.
Top trolling 
Sign up everyone 
Back in the day I used to gie my tourists a safety briefing when they went to the mountains i the winter
It inccluded donât eat yellow snow and also donât stand close to a roof
Obviously, one morning an old boy comes out pre boarding with his coffee and lights up a cigarette by the front door
Yep
https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/1889345324499476740
It is never not funny