It isn’t his roll.
- I’ve got to Tokyo forthe WC with my mate Paul who tbh, never travelled much.
We’ve checked in to our room after an overnight flight.
He decides to go for a crap in what looked like a prefab plastic bathroom in the corner.
Im trying to avoid the manga channels on TV and I hear grumbling about where is the flysh.
Next thing he’s head butted the door open while screamkng and is face down half in half out.
Yeah he pressed the bum wash button and got sn unexpected (in fact never contemplated) red hot water bum wash.
Oh how I laughed for the next week… or was it 22 years
I’m going to wipe that comment from my memory. Roll on some better ones 
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LOL 
Are they the dolls that Del Boy had in his flat ?
I can say will confidence that I have never given a fractional fuck - when I choose to not give a fuck it is the whole fuck and nothing but the fuck that I do not give
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Thank fuck for that.
My field of fucks is generally empty…
I’m a hero for actually knowing this and buying some before they sold out.
Most yummy.
(Today is also Independence Day and a National Holiday)
Except gor ne who has to work in the garden.
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Never mind the history lesson Phil, get us the fucking recipe. That sounds spectacular. 
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God forbid he makes the same mistake as in 1936 and calls in the chimney sweep 
Good question that.
It shows a lively, enquiring mind.
It is the type of question that beeds to be asked
We thank you for bringing such a great question to our attention
Have a nice day
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Hurry up, I’m starving here.
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I actually cannot find the recipe!
All the links go to a strange pastry based Croissant filled with Strawberry Jam not the wonderful iced Almond thingy
Will ask the boss