Bet it didnât stop the trains and roads like it does here 
SSA ÂŽ
Volume up.
This afternoon I was invited to view a friendâs new house. Heâd said theyâd spared no expense but Iâm still gobsmacked.
The full-blown server room to handle Wi-Fi control of everything was quite something but my credibility was overstretched when I found there is a remote control for each toilet. And of course you can also prepare the toilet in advance on your phone by wifi. Raise the lid and seat as necessary, warm the seat and when you have concluded matters use the remote to wash your arse and then blow it dry. Fuck me.
We have staff to do all that.
Of course you do.
It does that too?? Impressive. 
Weâve had one of those for years, didnât realise you could connect to it through WiFi though.
I could have been mistaken about the wifi, but everything else is connected so I assumed this is too
Perhaps yours is just the bog standard one.
Oh do stop taking the pissâŚ
Sorry. Iâve started a crap discussion
Youâre plumbing the depths.
Does Chambers roll his sleeves up and get stuck in wiping your arse or does he delegate that duty to one of the lesser minions?
Despite his name Chambers isnât allowed to help out in the ChamberâŚhe has rough hands.
He calls in the paperboy.