I guess I am fucked key for the new room.
Hopefully âCarpâ isnât a spelling mistakeâŚyou know Polish spellcheckers are useless.
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SSA ÂŽ
She was just taking the pissâŚthat third really gave the game away. 
One of the ambulance chasing firms of lawyers suing banks over car finance have got the hump with Lloyds.
Lloyds have to reply to each individual claim in the class action. Normally this would be done by email and the scumbags IT systems would match it all up.
Not this time - Lloyds have chosen to reply by post for each and every one of the claims (250,000) . Now someone at the lawyers has to open quarter of a million envelopes, record, and scan each document.
Oh Dear, how sad
Assuming it takes ten seconds to open an envelope - someone is going to spending the next 86 days doing just that
I miss the sandpit
Not
I was on the Sharjah Dubai highway stuck in traffic and the car behind kept flashing lights I could not move anywhere eventually a space opened on the inside and before I could move the twat behind was in it so I gave him the finger.
He immediately reached over and put his police cap on and then proceededd to arrest me 7 hours in various Dubai police stations before they let me out with no charges. because he was a twat.
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The final one is down to Squires being a Swindon fan.
Just look at this opportunistic prick at the farmerâs protest this morning, flat cap-tick, Barbour jacket-tick, green Hunter wellies-tick, corduroy trousers-tick. I bet the cuntâs never been near a farm in his life.
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If those are green cords, then my spell checker works
And yes I got my Cords out yesterday-
To be fair to him, he has been dressing like that for years, itâs just that he has finally found an audience that does the same
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