Ffs
Why would anyone become a Sound Engineer?
Because they want toâŚwant toâŚwant toâŚ
FFS
BREAKING: Jurgen Klopp has been stopped by police for speeding round Anfield.
When questioned why he was speeding he replied:
âIâll do anything for 3 points at the momentâ
Seems Football isnât the only sport screwed by the Winter WC, this weekend the FIS World Cup Ski Jumping season kicked off up the road in Wisla (yes - the source of our big river)
So all the fans, all the jumpers and they have thisâŚ
Daft buggers are actually jumping on the plastic grass!
fucking brilliant.
On Have I Got News tonight classic Dolly Parton comment Iâve never heard before.
Being told she had small feet âNothing grows in the shadeâ
Iâd have expected âI wouldnât know, I havenât seen them since I was 15.â
This will cheer you up after the football.
WARNING - REMOVE LIQUID FROM MOUTH BEFORE PLAYING