I went to an Indian restaurant this evening
After I’d ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, ‘You have lovely eyes and I love what you’re wearing.’
Apparently it was my complimentary nan.
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For fucksake 🤦
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What? 🤷🏼
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“Up next… Billy’s Dad is a Fudge Packer” 
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Lion Bars ought to deal with most of that lot
So is this where the @sotonians Soviet hole up with the executive champagne lounge?
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Oh FFS
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Tis a banging song to do at Karaoke on Halloween as well
He always bolts his food anyway.
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Cunt
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Happy Halloween.
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