Holiday ideas for yâall
A greater hive of scum and villainy you will never find.
Do all Jedi have bad sentence structure?
I may be old but Iâve still got it!
Yeah, herpes is incurable.
Stolen from FB. I liked some of the replies:
Whatâs the weekend service like? Iâm planning on going Friday and coming back Sunday.
Why is there only one set of footprints? Single line working, innit?
Almost as bad as P*ortsmouth.
Lol
Upon learning that Tescoâs âall beef hamburgersâ contained 30% horse meatâŚ
Iâm so hungry, I could eat a horse. I guess Tesco just listened!
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.
Had some burgers from Tesco for supper last night. I still have a bit between my teeth.
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is listed as stable.
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
Iâve just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer . . . "AND THEYâRE OFF!
Tesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse Barcodes for serving suggestions.
I said to my spouse, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots . . .
"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian!
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face? Cow says,
"Illegal ingredients are coming over here stealing our jobs!
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse dâoeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead horse.
Since theyâre selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a "Trojan Horse?
Instead of choosing "rare, medium or well done, itâs now Win, Place or Show.
At first, I thought, "Oh great, Iâve been saddled with another email to forward, but something spurred me to do it.
I couldnât believe it was twenty quid for a burger at the Grand National.
But after Bechers Brook, it dropped to a fiver.
B and Q caught up in meat scandal. Their flooring has traces of lamb in it.
Itâs Brian Blessedâs 85th birthday today. Not many people know that heâs a skilled horse whisperer, although he has to stand in a different field.
