you forgot the BBC Licence fee what ever that is
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And those subscriptions don’t cover every game 
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A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, “How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,” said the woman.
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying, without any success for three years, to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!”
“What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.”
“That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I used a different cock,” he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!
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Yes.
You give them to yourself. The ball tells you what to say after each shot.
So less stressful than coming up with new screams of frustration
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Bottom row, last on the right?
Hmmm. 
Interesting.
My own initial response was “behind the camera, with an erection.”
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