What's on your Xmas 2017 list?

What's on your Xmas 2017 list?


OK, with Xmas just around the corner (no really, it is), I thought I’d ask what you’ve asked those close to you to get for you.


Turbo trainer, power washer and lots of other bike gear.


Edited into one post above, cannot delete due to stupid rules!


So, I only think about Xmas this early if I’ve thought about buying something, negotiated with Mrs Bletch, lost the negotiation and moved the request until December 25th.

With that in mind, this or a variant thereof is the first thing on mine.

Here’s one in action…

Anyone got one, play one?




Yes, I also like to use my bin as an instrument


Though people say i’m a bit rubbish :lou_facepalm_2:


Just this -

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Oh and the free beer of course



Mostly from shits who think they can drum using an over-engineered Orange box. :lou_facepalm_2:


For once, I’ve actually started thinking about it a bit early.

Mostly in the hope of avoiding the Xmas eve shopping trip.

krGF is getting a bag. What type of bag or where from, I haven’t a fucking clue yet.

But it’s a start.


They sell bags in tesco for 10p and if it breaks they give you another…for the rest of your life. Sounds like a winner to me.


Yet more sycophantic feminist ingratiation from @krg_ .


Play one?? Ffs it’s a wooden box that trendy hipsters hit cos they can’t afford a drum kit

Next you’ll be telling me you eat your tea off a shovel and drink your “craft beer” out of a jam jar…


…oh, while also wearing skinny jeans, checked shirt and sporting a beard.


…and don’t forget the full sleeve tatts, because you’re an individual.



…as long as it isn’t one of those fuckin’ urban rucksacks, otherwise I’ll come round and kick the shit out of your bad knee. :lou_wink_2:


I’m going to get the book ‘The Psycopath Test’ by Jon Ronson.

[actually, I already have this book and read it some years ago]


Oooh I’ve been to that place, it’s in Hackney, isn’t it? They do a mean avocado on sourdough there.

…oh, while also wearing skinny jeans, checked shirt and sporting a beard.

That’s kinda my look bud.


At this point, you’d probably be doing me a favour. Can’t make it any worse.

Surgeon’s just told me I need another op :lou_facepalm_2:


Oh typical of the ME generation, selfishly making me look like an uncaring aresole. :lou_facepalm_2:

:lou_wink_2: Get it sorted mate.