Just walk over, grab the offending device and. stamp on it until small shards of glass are exposed before thrusting it though his carotid artery and screaming, ‘’ how the fuck do you like this for fucking face time?’’
Alternatively, bow head in anger and post secretly to Sotoni… hang on why are you on line whilst dining???
Perhaps you shouldn’t have booked the cut price all-inclusive economy deal.
I flounced off - as only a good sotonian can - to that brewery up the road
The name of the owner is Mark Heath from Dibden way - anyone know him?
Name rings a bell - but how old is he and did he go to Noadswood?
Of course I could be thinking of The Heath pub in Dibden Purlieu - same name….
He must be fifties
Gods knows about schools - got recalled by the Ayatollah before I got that far
Bout the right age - Go back, find out more - Sotonians honour is on this
Suspect he may have got a flight somewhere before he got found out. Everyone knows everyone on the Waterside somehow- there’s loads of dirt - all we need is a full name 
I am of course talking a load of bull. 
No your not 
Teacher shot with a handgun by a 6 year old.
Words fail me.
Sadly, through government inaction solving your grievances with a gun has become normalised in the US, and school shootings are part of their culture as a result. I’m stunned anyone still wants to be a schoolteacher there.
I think you’re absolutely right. What is the point teaching one thing at school when faced with the opposite being taught at home.
Guns kill/Guns protect. 
A head teach in USA has been forced to resign.
The reason?
He/she was teaching 11/12 year olds about art, showed them the Michelangelo statue of David, which is of course a totally naked statue; other statues/pictures were involved.
Parents complained that the teacher was showing their children porn, and the school showed the teacher the door!
What a bunch of fuckwit weirdos.
A bit more on the story. Bet half of the complainants have their own hypocritical deviant kinks going on back at the ranch…
So Victoria had 2 hookers?
Apparently there were all of three complaints about the class. But what the hell, this is Florida we’re talking about - Ron de Santis state. The state government has been clamping down on anything that it doesn’t like for some time - sex education being a prime target. All in the name of freedom of speech, naturally.
So when I said half of the complainants were deviant obviously one of them swung both ways…
Another mass shooting at a school, 3 nine year olds amongst the victims.
Female shooter involved, unusual
Initially reported as transgender. Some confusion today…
There is some confusion about the shooter’s gender identity - with police earlier describing the attacker as a woman, and later saying that Audrey Hale identified as transgender.
A police spokesperson has since told Washington Post that Hale “is a biological woman who, on a social media profile, used male pronouns”.