Hey are we having a Movember for Charidee competition to see who can grow the most ridiculous face hair?
I’m willing to reprise my Col Sanders.
Fuck what have I said. 
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I can’t grow a tash, @lifeintheslowlane .
When my innate charm and good looks are combined with a David Niven-like tash, all hell breaks loose and the laydeez have to be kept away for their own safety.
But feel free to knock yourself out.
With that paisley hanky tied around your neck, you’d become the campest fast food vendor in the South.
'Kerchief Fried Chicken - Karmann get it!
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Just hair on any part of the body and I’m in
As it’s a Soviet surely just the members should be compelled to grow Stalinesque taches?
And post the pics
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Never I only do short women
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Phew…that’s a relief, I’m 6’2" and have all the required dangly bits.
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I grew a Mexican 'tache a couple of years ago, I think I might go for that again this year.
Good call @lifeintheslowlane and as a member of the Soviet I can endorse this idea.
Fuck @bearsy and @tokyo-saint , I think I have enough gravitas to push this through in the aim of forum cohesion and togetherness.
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I think the official name is “Porn-star” 'tache.
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Upvote for the profile image, @btripz , but I thought you were told that you weren’t the tall one - which means you must be Dr Bunsen Honeydew (am I right @steveintheforest ?).
Chubby and green-gilled.
Art imitating life?
And a point of order re the Soviet.
All decisions must be u-nam-i-m-ous to count which means that you and @fowllyd have to spend hours trying to drag @tokyo-saint and @bearsy over the line on every issue.
It’ll be line Sotonians purgatory.
And just like the Catholic church, if you cross our palm with silver we can end your suffering early.
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It’s how I imagined it at the time Bletch but I never thought that @btripz so desperatly wanted to be Beaker that he would stoop to such levels.
I feel violated. And not in a good way.
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'tween you and me Steve, I think Bob has always yearned to get inside Flyd’s skin.
I made it very clear in the early days that I didn’t want Sotonians looking like a mechanic’s wall.
So why the fuck are we seeing this sickening @saintbletch and @fowllyd foreplay scene from “Root Vegetable Orifices IV”?
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I don’t understand why I can’t have a Champagne Room. The Champagne Room is v.important to me! I suppose in some ways whining about not having a Champagne Room might prove nearly as satisfying as actually having a Champagne Room, but I still want a Champagne Room so we can Find Out For Sure!
If pap is not know how to make a Champagne Room he can contact stevegrant to find out the IT technical procedures cos I know for fact Chalet has got a Champagne Room on saintsweb!
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I might be able to help you out @bearsy
I am reliably informed that this genteel establishment in Sofia did actually have a Champagne Room when I was there on my Birthday Tour a week or so back.
I can’t actually confirm that, but perhaps you could take a 9.99 Wizz Air over and do some research?
After all I think it would be highly appropriate to copy whatever they had and that way you can be sure of having Eastern European Bar Staff serving everyone.
HTH
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Pap is sticking with the line ‘it is what you make it’. It seems fairly clear he had a role in mind to start the election. The election result did not go his way but cause bletch said he had to honour it, made the position a name only.
I doubt Pap could look any of us in the eye and say the role it is now (what you make it, poss influence in the future, new elections soon) is what he had in mind before the election result when the way it did.
Forget Champagne Rooms, it is going to be another 6 months of having no say or influence on anything, pap will stick with the line we are not taking it seriously, then call for re-elections and repeat until he gets the result he wanted.
Shame really. I am up for taking it seriously and bear has some interesting ideas. I am sure we can work with the two ‘sensible’ ones as well.
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I just feel like it would be a lot easier for me to Influence The Future Downward Direction Of The Site from the comfort & seclusion of my own private Champagne Room c/w sex dungeon & fallout bunker.
I don’t remember pap making a lot of promises if I am honest, and I understand the Soviet idea was originally just an underhand ruse to get tokyos to the Farmhouse so pap & beltch can roofy him, but I still think I should have a Champagne Room! What actual harm would it do?
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Nice one, Tokes. True to form. You’ve made it an opportunity to bitch about a specific individual.
Was that in your manifesto? 