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Originally posted by @Goatboy
You’re thinking of Fry. I find him funny anyway. I think we should welcome everyone with a warm and wet monkey cuddle. Apart from Hypo. He’s a prick.
CB Fry signed up the first couple of days. Jokingly, like. With a fake username and email.
He then spent a good long post on TSW saying how he was sorry he ever signed up to this place in the first place, insinuating that I’d somehow track him down using the vast array of personal details he’d provided ( fake email, fake username ) and that others should be wary of the same.
In short, he tried to strangle this site at birth. He’s welcome here, but probably worth remembering that.
Or Friday night as Bletch calls it
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @BTripz
Whoa there hossy, I thought CB Saint was persona non grata over here or am I getting my CBs confused?
You’re thinking of Fry. I find him funny anyway. I think we should welcome everyone with a warm and wet monkey cuddle. Apart from Hypo. He’s a prick.
You speak a great and undeniable truth, my caprine friend.
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Thanks for the personal welcome saintbelch, I feel very hugged.
They call me Big Stu due to the size of my unusually large member. “You’re massive dick Stu” they say to me regualry to remind me of my good fortune.
I’m grateful for that, though I can’t help but feel I’m missing something…
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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Hi chaps and chapesses.
I was beginning to feel a bit lonely over in the Lounge and TMS.
It is beginning to feel a bit like when you arrange to meet your mates down the pub, only you have got the name of the pub wrong and turned up somewhere completely different.
Or Friday night as Bletch calls it
Facts, Toke. Facts?
It was a Saturday, and I was at the right pub, but the Cocks for Lou Club had already left for a “Goat Curry” - if you know what I mean.
Still, I discovered that I like Dublin Porter so no harm done.
I’m over it.
It’s all good.
We move on.
Put it behind us.
Forget it ever happened.
No need to mention that Toga Boy said he’d wait for me.
I don’t hold grudges.
LOL.Nice to hear Big Stu!
I like to hug a member at least once per day, usually mine, but not always.
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
LOL.Nice to hear Big Stu!
I like to hug a member at least once per day, usually mine, but not always.
Hug or choke??
Originally posted by @Big-Bad-Bob
Originally posted by @saintbletch
LOL.Nice to hear Big Stu!
I like to hug a member at least once per day, usually mine, but not always.
Hug or choke??
Depends, if I’m reading a Coxford_lou post or not, Big Bad Bob.
Somebody at the door, bletch 
Snigger…member 69…snigger…has joined.
Excuse me Mr. Iniquitas, it’s just that your membership number raises something in me that I’m unable to put my finger on.
Anyway, sotonians, please welcome Iniquitas - member 69. [snort…]
Iniquitas runs a world-renowned Bed & Breakfast establishment in Zurich, Switzerland *. His clientele have left some of the best reports ever seen on TripAdvisor, however none has ever returned for a second visit. In fact, many of the guests return in earthenware pots and become the subject of police investigations.
Iniquitas is to B&B as Harold Shipman is to general practice. In his spare time, he runs a tour operator that helps school children to travel to the world, specialising in placing youths in Asia.
Iniquitas, I’ve put you on the fourth floor next to CB Saint in room 11010100. If his keying of the mic becomes too annoying, you could always invite him round for a final drink before the long sleep. Copy?
* I added the Switzerland qualifier because we now have a number of members from the USA, and this appears to be the custom in that country.
Bletch - Butler at pap Palace.
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Originally posted by @pap
Somebody at the door, bletch
Thank you, Sir.
Sorry to have kept him waiting, but as Oscar Wilde once remarked “This shit doesn’t write itself, you know!”.
If there’s nothing else, Sir, I might just get on with my coding.
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True story, my father-in-law lived with us before he shuffled of this mortal coil. Now it would be true to say we didn’t exactly get along, so much so that one year I offered to egt him a Dignitas voucher for Christmas.
Fell flat on it’s face though as he had no clue what or who Dignitas were…
I must admit Bletch, that I do feel the odd pang of guilt about this whole sorry episode. Though that may just be a touch of trapped wind of course.
You may take some sort of weird pleasure in the fact that my evening did go steadily downhill after leaving the South Western.
I had to leave, you see, as my presence was required at another party.
A couple of pints there (after the 6 at the SW) and I decided it was about time that I threw a whole swiss roll (retro eh?) at a friend of mine.
Unfortunately, not only did I throw the creamy cake with somewhat excessive force (uncalled for apparently) but also my aim was shit. Missed my friend completely and hit Mrs Goat straight on the head.
She wasn’t best pleased, not least as she had just been to the hairdressers and was looking particularly well groomed.
So that was home time for me though not the end of my stupidity as I did a ‘Delboy’ on the way home, attempting to lean on a fence only to fall straight through a bloody gate.
Twat.
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I think he just missed the joke when you changed his name. Made him feel paranoid. Which was a shame.
I joined up here to avoid C B Fry and his sidekick Hypo. Those two have some serious issues!
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We’ll have to agree to disagree.
His post was entirely self-defeating in any instance. He went to great lengths to explain how he’d cleverly used fake emails and usernames to prevent the disclosure of his real identity, then started expressing concerns about how I’d use his fake information to derive his real identity.
What the fuck was he doing? Leaving clues? 
Note to self, get iniquitas to drink first or hire a taster. Any offers?
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Once again, complete fabrication on bletch’s part, but amusing enough to (hopefully) prevent court cases. I reckon Iniquitas might fancy living in Switzerland, if not for the extra “accolades” our increasingly inventive butler has bestowed upon him.
Thanks for that astonishing introduction Bletch, I think it’s the first time that I’ve ever been compared in the same sentence to Harold Shipman.
I’m a Sotonian currently living away from home in Dundee, Scotland (added that qualifier to help out) so you are a little out with my latitude and longitude. And the running of the B&B. Aaaand the special interest in Asian school children, but other than that though a remarkably prescient introduction.
I should point out that I’ve known and abused Pap semi regularly for about the last eighteen years. so I’m sure that I’ll be very welcome here.
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