yo beltch, has anyone given sadoldgit his welcome handjob yet?
'Cough Bear. Smyjob!
Eherm.
Mr Old Git, welcome to Sotonians.com, known colloquially as papsweb. On behalf of myself and all the staff (That’s Louise), we hope you enjoy your time with us.
papsweb, please welcome member 64, sadoldgit.
[Pause for applause]
Am I correct in assuming that you are in fact related to the sadoldgit from the other place? Perhaps you are the same he?
Or are you by coincidence, simply a-n-other sad old git?
Regarding your room, I’ve had a bit of a meltdown with my room spreadsheet. I don’t mean to trouble you with trivialities, but Toke and Bear decided it would be fun to put stink bombs in the air conditioning unit and now everywhere smells like an old people’s home - no offence.
Anyway, we’re having some of the rooms cleaned and so I’m going to have to put you in with Louise for a night or two. I was sorry to hear that you hurt your leg recently, I do hope the stairs won’t be a problem for you. As you will be in with Louise, I will have to ask you to leave those blue tablets with me for safe keeping. That way we can ensure that your limp won’t ruin Louise’s sleep.
So that’s you up on the fifth floor in room 100011001.
Enjoy your stay!
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I have asked the question, mostly because if sadoldgit and Old Git are the same person, then I get to kill an Old Git, legally and bloodlessly, without enquiring relatives getting Old Bill Gits involved.
Unfortunately, my PMs to both Old Git and sadoldgit have remained unanswered, so perhaps we’ll be dealing with Confused Old Git in a bit, when someone who failed to sign up twice already reckons third time is the charm.
I have approved both old git accounts. They can log in whenever.
I think there was two oldgits on saintsweb (well, rather more than two, but you know what I mean), one of them was miserable, and the other one was just sad.
Yes, I had just noticed the same thing, Sir.
Given sadoldgit’s advancing years, do you think I should edit my communiqué and instead use CAPITAL LETTERS?
You may or may not know your Lordship, and indeed you may or may not care, but when I post a welcome message in this thread I also follow-up with a PM to the poster in question, linking to the welcome message.
Old Git did not reply to the message I sent to him 2 weeks ago, despite having appeared online since - in fact he was last present only yesterday.
Perhaps the Internet is a challenge for him. I wonder if he needs a Barclays Digital Eagle to be sent to his room so that he can be shown how to use his FUCKING MANNERS?
I’m sorry Sir, it’s been a long day.
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We have contact. Sadoldgit has posted over in the GoT thread. He has still not responded via PM, but between massive Game of Thrones spoiler discussion I think I can slip a couple of pertinent questions in to establish if we’ve got a Confused Old Git, or indeed, a potential old git invasion.
We do not have a miserable old git yet.
Unless Old Git is in fact Miserable Old Git, Sir.
BTW your papship, what is the collective noun for old gits?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Unless Old Git is in fact Miserable Old Git, Sir. BTW your papship, what is the collective noun for old gits?
There are actually two, and it really depends on your location.
In the north, you would say a Southport of old gits. In the south, it would be a Worthing of old gits. Both collective nouns derive their meaning from the respective towns which are famous for having lots of old gits, and in which shopmobility hit and run is the number one cause of injury and death.
A piece of advice from someone with experience of both. Don’t go into town on pension day.
Sorry guys but you have two Old Gits on board. I cant speak for the the other one but I am definately confused! Nice to be here. SOG.
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I think the collective noun for old gits is a Colostomy Bag
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Oh yes, and I am THE SOG from the other place too.
Well, we are officially having a growth spurt!
Sotonians, meet PJ Hooper (member 65), PJ Hooper, meet Sotonians…
PJ Hooper joins us from the police force where, distraught at the loss of his partner, he returned to the beat to rid the streets of criminals.
PJ Hooper is the gentleman with bry-nylon hair (he is bottom-centred)
Mr Hooper, I’ve placed you a nice room on the second floor - number 1000111. The room is immediately above Fatso’s, and as he does enjoy a midnight snack, you may hear mastication coming from his room.
I do hope it doesn’t spoil your rhythm.
Bletch - Butler at pap Palace.
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I have a good idea of who PJHooper is, bletch - and while that is not remotely accurate, I think he’ll be thrilled with the work you’ve done with such limited material.
Very good, Sir.
Members, put down your members*, and put your hands together to welcome three more brave soldiers.
To think that they said we wouldn’t reach 67 members!
Many month ago, when I were a simple Butler cleaning the odd spare room at pap Palace to accommodate the odd fruit cake and closet meterosexual, life was easy. Now we have had 5 new members in 2 days. That’s an average of 2.3 new members per day - right Redslo?
I give you three big new members #66 Redslo, #67 Big Stu and #68 CB Saint!
It would be improper of this Butler to single out the signing of any particular poster as a big coup for the forum, but getting Redslo on board is far more important than Big Stu and CB Saint joining. Despite me welcoming one of your number more than the other two, you are each (nearly) equally welcomed to papsweb.
Redslo, His papship has asked me to put you into one of the penthouse suites, your collection of scribblings and spreadsheets will be waiting for you in your room - which is number 110100100. The sixth floor is usually reserved exclusively for dignitaries visiting from other Saints forms, but at the moment you have the space to yourself.
Big Stu and CB Saint you can carry your own bags to rooms 1100 and 11010011 respectively. Big Stu I’ve taken the liberty of placing you next to Fatso - I do apologise if the adjectival part of your name refers only to height and not girth. CB Saint you are our first guest on floor 4. You have a south facing wall which will allow you to attach your aerial. I hope you can get a signal on the rig 10-4 big buddy - or some-such.
Bletch - Butler at pap Palace.
* It has now been scientifically proved that you aren’t thinking of Lou when you are stroking.
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Hi chaps and chapesses.
I was beginning to feel a bit lonely over in the Lounge and TMS.
It is beginning to feel a bit like when you arrange to meet your mates down the pub, only you have got the name of the pub wrong and turned up somewhere completely different.
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Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Hi chaps and chapesses.
I was beginning to feel a bit lonely over in the Lounge and TMS.
It is beginning to feel a bit like when you arrange to meet your mates down the pub, only you have got the name of the pub wrong and turned up somewhere completely different.
Hey CB! Nice one for finding us. Dead as a dodo over there. This place is warm, friendly and mysogonist free (sort of)…
Whoa there hossy, I thought CB Saint was persona non grata over here or am I getting my CBs confused?
CB Saint > CB Fry (imho)
You’re thinking of Fry.
I find him funny anyway. I think we should welcome everyone with a warm and wet monkey cuddle.
Apart from Hypo.
He’s a prick.
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