But let me guess, the incidents reduce when you’re in the South China Sea?
Well we have one steward called Stacey 
…and you call her lacy Stacey?
Him, dear boy him.
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…so, after peering down HIS panties, you call HIM lacy Stacey?
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well you do need to know if it is just a tuck job or a full on cut and remove job.
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Tired of trying to get on FiverWeb?
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FiverWeb is on our quarantine list. You’ve been allocated a bubble with @Barry-Sanchez for 2 weeks. Good luck.
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As Goat said, you need to wear a face covering until you’ve either cleared quarantine or had two, consecutive negative Twat Tests.
First Test - Complete this sentence…
Pap is…
OOooo ME SIR , me I know this one sir !
TBF I think we all do.
Wizard (or is it wizened) I always get my compliments mixed up … 
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Where did I hide that tweet about Debbie McGee & milking small Wizards?
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corrected
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I always thought a Pap smear was a women’s test until I joined Sotonians
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To be fair, it happened a lot on SaintsWeb too 
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Trousers is here? Ah man, he was bullying me on Fiverweb until I was banned…
He will have to get in line over here 
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In which sense? 
To bully cherts:)
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