Welcome to our newest members

Welcome to our newest members


Bletch the perv was saying “And how do you like your eggs in the morning young lady?” and she says… over to you @scotty


That’s no piss stain, twat has come in his pants


Nah, he’s just incontinent/ incompetent



Or post on the Brexit thread


She is all mine


That’s the trouble with Long trousers
Shorts are the way to drip


We don’t need a scrap joke thread. We have @PhilippineSaint or @pap on the Brexit thread


Oh, there’s a brexit thread.

That’s great.


Some say it’s cursed because lots of posters who get into a debate there with @pap are never seen again.

If you go there, no matter what your views on Brexit, agree with @pap.


Oi @Dubai_Phil I am not scrap (yet ) I may be a joke but that is another thing :lou_lol:


Corrected it for you @saintbletch


Welcome newbies. Be the best you can be. Or some such shit.


And don’t forget the site official site song (courtesy of the The Eagles)

“…Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
‘Relax’ said the night man,
‘We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!’”

And if anyone corrects it to read “back passage” I will be very. Just, very…


Welcome Map-of-Tasmania - the latest sophisticated exceptional human being to stray onto ‘this wretched hive of scum and villainy’, You will not need to see his identification.


Corrected it for you. No charge.



I think what she’s saying is from evidence of her username you simply peer down her panties to identify her.


Do that a lot do you lifer?


And that’s exactly what he’ll be when the MeToo crowd catches up with him.


In my time mate…yes. :lou_lol:


that is especially prevalent out here @BTripz