Welcome to our newest members

Welcome to our newest members
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#761

Bletch the perv was saying “And how do you like your eggs in the morning young lady?” and she says… over to you @scotty


#762

That’s no piss stain, twat has come in his pants


#763

Nah, he’s just incontinent/ incompetent

:lou_wink:


#764

Or post on the Brexit thread


#765

Nòooooooo
She is all mine


#766

That’s the trouble with Long trousers
Shorts are the way to drip


#767

We don’t need a scrap joke thread. We have @PhilippineSaint or @pap on the Brexit thread


#768

Oh, there’s a brexit thread.

That’s great.


#769

Some say it’s cursed because lots of posters who get into a debate there with @pap are never seen again.

If you go there, no matter what your views on Brexit, agree with @pap.


#770

Oi @Dubai_Phil I am not scrap (yet ) I may be a joke but that is another thing :lou_lol:


#771

Corrected it for you @saintbletch


#772

Welcome newbies. Be the best you can be. Or some such shit.


#773

And don’t forget the site official site song (courtesy of the The Eagles)

“…Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
‘Relax’ said the night man,
‘We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!’”

And if anyone corrects it to read “back passage” I will be very. Just, very…


#774

Welcome Map-of-Tasmania - the latest sophisticated exceptional human being to stray onto ‘this wretched hive of scum and villainy’, You will not need to see his identification.


#775

Corrected it for you. No charge.

:lou_wink:


#776

I think what she’s saying is from evidence of her username you simply peer down her panties to identify her.


#777

Do that a lot do you lifer?


#778

And that’s exactly what he’ll be when the MeToo crowd catches up with him.


#779

In my time mate…yes. :lou_lol:


#780

that is especially prevalent out here @BTripz