Just call him a cunt and get it over with… these long drawn self indulgent sagas of attrition are not for all members, just the biggest cunts here 
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I’d just like to extend a warm Sotonian’s welcome to new member @WorzelScummage . I don’t know anything about you Worzel but here’s hoping you’re going to be a better contributor than that cunt Chertsey-Saint who I believe was banned yesterday.
Anyway Cheers mate. 
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Not Belch either.
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You’ve scared him away….
It’s a mystery
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Must have been his round.
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Probably couldn’t find his wallet.
That was SO5, the real @bletch was generous to a fault, especially with a 9% stout…
Who is this Bletch?
On the night of the curry in Portswood, it was the retired Butler, Fowllyd.
Ah yes, so it was…
I’m fairly sure SO45 has bought beer
Yes, yes, I’ve already been corrected thanks,. Not that you were there that evening…
I was there!
Obviously duh 
Neither were you when seeing the other evidence of the wallet seeing the light of day - Palarse away as I recall - pre-covid about 5 years ago.
I would just like to put it on record @bletch actually bought me a drink once. At the time he asked me not to mention it online as it wasn’t the sort of thing he wanted made public. Now that he has since disappeared I thought it safe to report this rather sordid episode.
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Yes he bought me a pint the first time I met him, although I did see him writing down the time, date, location and price of said pint in a very withered faux leather filofax.
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