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OMG the things she could do to a man…

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Don’t know if you watch it but she is absolutely brilliant as Red - a Russian / American prisoner.

I have a soft spot for her too. :heart:

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Welcome @scotty!

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Thank you bletch. I trust this place will live down to my expectations.

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I can guarantee it.

So, are you The Scotty or just a Scotty?

I’m the old scotty from swf. Mainly here to escape their fucking cunting swear filter.

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I also notice that barry sanchez has nicked my roger mellie avatar. What is the complaints procedure here?

Excellent!

I don’t think we have a crap joke thread. Memory tells me you were the best poster of crap jokes.

Oh, no swear filter here, you twat.

Good to have you. There’s probably a load of names you’ll know. Rule of thumb, call them all cunts because they are all cunts.

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Standard practice is to get into an argument with Barry Sanchez.

The Sotonians complaints procedure goes like this.

  1. Make a formal complaint.
  2. We consider the facts.
  3. If the complaint is against @Barry-Sanchez, it is automatically upheld
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I’m also scotty on sickipedia, so a joke thread may be my opener on here.

Ahh yes.

Have at it.

Because you’re a good guy (and have a nice arse) I’ll increase your trust level to 2.

This basically means @pap makes you breakfast in the morning and @Goatboy makes your bed. Oh, and you can post more.


ready.

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Something makes me think that photo will be used as evidence in a court case one day.

I think it’s time to reprise the Butler @saintbletch and Parlour maid @Coxford_lou or was it @Intiniki picture. Bletch’s Tena Men rather embarrassingly sprang a leak.

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My piss stain is to the left.

That is to the left you dumb moron…

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I’m the one in the dress.

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Yep…he’s pissed AGAIN. :lou_facepalm_2:

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