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Welcome to our newest members


You wont be doing much business then

Even @coxford_lou has been known to fiddle about.


So that’s men out, then.


Originally posted by @pap

Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane

Having a room on the first floor with a view of the Doric Pavillion and ornamental lake I thought I’d just put it out there that I am prepared to sub-let to established members.

Sorry, no wankers.

So that’s men out, then.

Hmmm…I was hoping not to be that transparent.


Was looking the latest influx of new members and there’s some odd user names

Thomastoish … Danieldrard … dertDavid … Michaeltet … RhondaSok … LorrineNoky … Asonnraply

All in the last few days … can’t be for real, surely.

Just spent the last half hour trying to get anagrams from them to support my conspiracy theory … unfortunately I’m very hammered and not very good at anagrams !!


Oh and just in case … welcome to Sotonians, weirdo’s !!


Who Is up voting Modboy?

thats like Turkeys voting for Christmas.

I thought that it was only Goatboy with an Armalite and a notebook?


I thought it was always Colonel Mustard in the Library with a Candlestick


@steveintheforest , those users are typically 'bot generated logins.

@pap checks by engaging them in email conversation, and if they don’t respond he deletes them.

Secretly, I think he’s having an affair with GloriasClit.


Some of those conversations have gone on for weeks and have only ended when pap tries to sell them I Love Jeremy t-shirts.



I would like to be the first to welcome Pompey’tilldie to the forum.

He may lack an “I” but I’m sure he knows a good forum when he sees one.


Fresh fish…Fresh fish…Fresh fish


I must admit to cutting our friends down the road a bit of slack at the moment after one of them posted this on FB after my mate passed away recently:

So…today’s legend goes to…Tony Dyke… Tony was born in a Sutton, Surrey in 1962 becoming the older brother and best mate to Colin Dyke. At the tender age of 4, Tony moved to Romsey , where he spent most of his childhood. In 1982, he took the plunge and moved to Southampton. It was in his early childhood that Tony found his first love … Southampton Football Club, where he and his brother spent many a Saturday afternoon cheering on the Saints. Throughout the years Tony and his brother Colin loved to ridicule the humble Pompey fans…always bantering and mocking. I loved the banter and gave back as good as I got, realising that although we were separated by motorway, we we’re kindred spirits. In 2017, Tony was diagnosed with cancer. But, in true Southern spirit, he mocked this bastard of a disease and carried on fighting. On Thursday 05th October, Tony run out of fight. As a lifelong Pompey fan I want to honour this man, he never gave in and fought to the end… Tony Dyke…we from the blue half of Hampshire salute you… R.I.P Tony… love to your family.


Bot generated logins?

Tbf I have my suspicions about half the posters on here. I’m sure a few may have slipped through. Hell, Im even suspicious of myself…



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Bastard @lifeintheslowlane



I’ve wiped the bots out. They never get to post.




Did you get some on your balls?