I’m sorry about that, Sir.
I’ve taken the liberty of creating an avatar for you.
I picked a random set of pixels from the image of pap and you wrestling.
I think it’s a finger - or something.
I note with some irony that the papsweb_ image insertion software asked me if I wanted to constrain the proportions of that image. __I answered in the affirmative. _
Yeah, that’s tricky. It could be mistaken for something else. I’m going to stick with my tasteful blue button and hand that one back to you to play with.
Very good.
I’m sure that Sir knows best.
Begging your pardon, Mr Vorpal sir, but I couldn’t help thinking it looks a bit like a nice juicy sausage. Is that what you were thinking as well, Mr Foible? I’m sorry, I’m having some problems with your name, Mr Febrile - I’m afraid Mr Bletch has got me all confused by calling you lots of other names, and now I’m not properly sure just what I should be calling you.
I’m Sorry Fowler, D, I only address heads of department.
OH MY GOD I’M SO EXCITED VERBAL HAS JOINED PAPSWEB!!!
I’ve been excited about this for a while, but tried to stay cool about the whole situation. When he joined and annouced he was ‘nasty on the other forum but was going to be nice guy on here’, my heart nearly dropped to the floor!!!
Ever since Pap told me his real name, I’ve been following the real Verbal/Furball very closely. Up close he’s as AMAZING as he is on internet forums. <heart>
He even once replied to me on the other forum (I’d been waiting a while for a reply. It was slow coming, but I’m really patient!!) He said:
“Or in short, what conspiratorial, noodle-headed garbage have you had beamed into your brain?”
He obviously REALLY likes me, but was just playing hard to get!!
Tonight I’m going to dream about Verbal’s penis (thanks Bletch, I’ve been trying to get a photo like that for a while, but his net curtains are always in the way!!) and tomorrow I’m going to try to impress him by talking about obscure films and documentaries. I’ve already looked up Bitter Lake on Wikipedia so I think I can just about hold a conversation about it!!
Wish me luck!!!
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I’m going to vote you up Lou as I don’t want to get on top of you.
Boom! She scores a fifty and relieves the pressure!
Originally posted by @Goatboy
I’m going to vote you up Lou as I don’t want to get on top of you.
Thanks Goaters, I do always prefer to be on top!
I can’t quite make that Lou post out. There’s something funny about it. Is she being sarcastic?
Suits me, I’ve never been able to get a wink up there.
Bearsy, you ain’t number one any more. I’ve got a new crush!!
How about that one? Is that one sarcastic too?
With every joke there’s an element of truth, Bearsy.
PS. What happened to the emoticons?
PPS. I’m on edge waiting for the next Katharina instalment.
I wish CB Fry would join too.
Fry messages me all the time through that blog thing i used to do. No jokes. Hi Brian how r u? Who do you think we should sign 4 next season? Say hello to all the guys on papsweb for me. Bit embarrasing really. I dunno why he don’t just sign up.
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
PPS. I’m on edge waiting for the next Katharina instalment.
dunno what happens next really. It can be Choose Your Own Adventure if you like! Would you like to:
b) Hear another tale from her childhood
IV) Jump straight to her arrival at St. Mary’s Stadium
Or something else! I’m open to suggestions!
Oh c’mon!! You’ve set this up as a perfect GIRL POWER explosion! Cortese with his losers in the small chairs… if you make it multiple choice, it won’t be a surprise!!
Very good Mr Fartball sir. I am truly sorry if I forgot my place there.
Uh oh, I think Brian’s about to throw a wobbly.