Where is my feckin welcome?
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What a nice place.
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That’s my next tattoo sorted.
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I’m looking into plastic surgery so I can have one similar to CB Fry
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Originally posted by @Nobby-Plumbs
Where is my feckin welcome?
Mr. Plumbs, I do apologise, but I fear that your application is caught up in bureaucracy and paperwork - and the fact that I’ve got to go and write some code now to inject news items into papsweb.
I do apologise, and I assure you that you will receive one in full, but until that time you are really not welcome in pap Palace. Please stay in the mobile home that has been allocated to you.
Bletch - Butler at pap Palace.
Which reminds me to ask you. What is the prescribed period according to Debrett’s Etiquette before we can can call new members a cunt?..I have nobody in mind yet, but when I do it, I just want to be polite about it.
I don’t think there should be any time limit on this sort of thing Ohio.
Sometimes it takes mere seconds to realise that someone is a complete cunt. On other occasions you may be fooled by a slithery, cuntish chameleon into thinking they are a straight up kinda dude, but suddenly, for whatever reason, you are slapped around the mush by their cuntiness.
I therefore think it is fine to call a cunt a cunt. If they are a little bit less cunty than you expected? Hey, grab a prize cuntface.
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You found your room?
FFS some of us lot who only learnt to type on a Sinclair Scientific Calculator have no idea what all these 1010101010101100110111’s mean. Especially me, being a serial monogamist these days and not into this binary stuff like Tokes & his Dog.
Oh and Bletch. FFS stop stereotyping me, I even just talked about cricket ffs. You’ll scare 70’s Mike all the way back to the Paul Allen thread with intros like that.
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I think perhaps our butler has been moonlighting, writing welcomes for new Royal Bank of Sccotland employees. He should be done with that by Saturday I believe.
Debretts offers only that it is down to the level of cunt-ness of the specific member.
If you will, the cunt-ness, diplomacy and politeness are all in tension.
It is therefore down to you to decide if you are likely to ever meet and be punched by the recipient.
My general rule of thumb, if you’ll allow me to be so bold, is that they are all cunts.
It’s never failed me yet.
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
Sometimes it takes mere seconds to realise that someone is a complete cunt. On other occasions you may be fooled by a slithery, cuntish chameleon into thinking they are a straight up kinda dude, but suddenly, for whatever reason, you are slapped around the mush by their cuntiness.
I therefore think it is fine to call a cunt a cunt. If they are a little bit less cunty than you expected? Hey, grab a prize cuntface.
I have never called my son in law a cunt, but one time…just ONE time, I told him he was acting like a cunt…It never fails to amaze me just how offensive that word is in the USA compared to over there.
Fuck it, I think I’ll go over there now and actually call him a cunt. As much as I love him, I would at least be guilty of the worst crime ever and deserving of my pennance.
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I think it’s just as poorly regarded over here Ohio. Guaranteed to cause offence in most situations.
It is, without a doubt, my favourite word. Four letters that have maximum impact. LOVE HEAT SHIT TIME COME DEAD COLD FUCK LIVE VOTE FEED GIVE TAKE CUNT
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
I think it’s just as poorly regarded over here Ohio. Guaranteed to cause offence in most situations.
Trust me, it’s a ton worse here unless you call a woman a cunt (That’s fine)… It’s more offensive than saying God is a gun hating fag who drives a Prius. (I think I covered everything there)
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Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint
Originally posted by @Goatboy
I think it’s just as poorly regarded over here Ohio. Guaranteed to cause offence in most situations.
Trust me, it’s a ton worse here unless you call a woman a cunt (That’s fine)… It’s more offensive than saying God is an imaginary gun hating black fag (previously russian apparatchik) who drives a pink prius (I think I covered everything there)
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
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I’m liking your new style. Very stoic!!
Edit: OK, I see what you did now!! Yep! Thank you! I missed one!! LOL…Hold on, I missed several…OK! OK!!! You can stop editing now!!! 
Well. Hello, The Kraken. I’m on the 5th floor. x
I would like to announce that LP Blower has become a member of the papsweb revolution. Whilst I’m afraid that I cannot carry out this promotional service for every new member, I am happy to help drum-up business for the company that LP Blower operates.
So, with my best Ronco-advert accent…
_ Cash-Rich, but Puff-Poor? _
No problem!
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I encourage you each to contact LP Blower via the Private Message system to talk about pricing, bulk rates and any stipulations you may have as to the diet he should observe prior to breathing inside your house.
Welcome LP Blower. You are member 85 and will be in room 110010.
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Disappointed. I was hoping it stood for Large Penis
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Good folk of papsweb, please welcome SgSaint. I believe that ‘he’ is our first SG Member.
Yes, that’s correct, in a fight with his life partner, SgSaint had his penis removed at the hilt. Doctors decided the only way to address the situation was to create a stunt-cock made of finest seaborgium. From this day forward he will be known as our SG Member.
In unrelated commentary, SgSaint lives in Singapore, was the 86th member to sign-up and is in room 11001000 on the 3rd floor. His latin heraldic motto is also Semel durum, semper durum.
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