Woo hoo. We will finally get the full story of Area 51 as a blast from the past Roswell Saint has just signed up.
What?
Sorry?
There are two Roswell’s in the US?
Oh.
OK to other newbies, don’t get scared off by some of the Bear antics, he is having some strong emotional control issues coping with the first day of Fasting for Ramadan and he seems to have come over all James Ward Prowse so to speak. I’m sure normal service will retuen once he is allowed to take his meds once the sun sets.
Hey DP, I had to sign up when I saw you had mentioned me a few days ago. Only one Roswell that really counts.
Dear papster. That’s a pint you owe me before the first EL game (airmiles & tickets permitting but we do have a VERY cunning plan - more on THAT after Eid!)
Glad you’ve been commtted to the funny (but not in a humourous way) farm!
So what do you owe me, DP, for earning you the pint?
A former-me, in a different time, in a different place might have rhetorically asked of that name - “Does he?”, but that, as they say, is all behind me now *.
Either way, on behalf of His papship, I would like to welcome him to papsweb.
Nobby, or Nobbly to give him his correct name would like it known that he suffers from a couple of medical conditions that make it hard for him to interact with others on a forum such as this. Firstly, he is a sufferer of scrotal swelling ** of such extreme proportion that he finds it difficult to post often.
Secondly he is dyslexic.
Nobby is member 83 and will be resting his undercarriage in room 1011 - next to Big Stu and just down from Fatso, StickyWhiteDovePiss and Whelk. His papship would like it known that …
His papship
Alrigh’ la’s, if yous mook about, isle slap yer legz
You have been warned, Sirs.
* Or is it?
** Not a punk band
Please rise and put your hands together in a rowdy (whites-only) welcome for Saffasaint.
Saffasaint, has been one of the most difficult guests to accommodate. Amongst his many requirements were a biltong for breakfast, the services of a maid, and that he stay on a white-only floor.
These are difficult requests for a mere butler to accommodate, so I enlisted the help of Toke who has experience of dealing with contractual stipulations that fall outside of social norms or equality laws.
Toke, told Saffasaint to “fuck off”, which in all honesty wasn’t helpful, but then I realised that a) we already have a maid - Louise, and b) since Turkish has scared them all away, we have no openly non-whites staying with us.
So if you see Saffasaint you really mustn’t loot him, and if you plan to leave his floor, for pity’s sake, don’t shoot him.
The boerish Saffasaint will be accommodated in room 1010 on floor 1, and was member 82 to sign-up.
Hello to all as this is a new site thought I would introduce myself. Thanks for the welcome. Pleased to see a new forum for saints fans others are becoming a bit tedious , domianted by a few over opinionated individuals. Bit of background on my Saints supporting history: Born and bred in North Wiltshire with a Father from Southampton so although I dabbled with Spurs at primary school I was always going to be a Saints fan. My first game was Norwich in the 62 - 63 season a win for Saints but do not remember a great deal of detail. Living in North Wiltshire I only got to a couple of games a season until the Mid 70s when having joined the RN I was based at Fareham then Gosport. Had a ticket but missed the 76 Cup Final as I was at sea! Ever present from 82 - 86 for home games and many away games, marriage and family curtailed my attendance from late 80’s to early noughties. I am also a Rugby fan so split my time between watching Bath Rugby and Saints, I now make about 6 - 8 games a season with youngest son (14) who is Saints mad.
Cheers Saintblech
Special treatment must appreciated- I most point out that i am actually Romsey born and bred and only living in SA for 10 years. Due to this i have a deep love of non whites, the maid is my wife and biltong still tastes like rubber smeared with marmite
I’ve got you half way to winning your first badge.
For creating the most annoying requoted requote quote post in the entire history of papsweb.
I’ll also stick a pack of Dates and a couple of Falafals in the post for your Iftar tomorrow
OK, I won’t requote the requote of the requote but much appreciated, sir. Now, will I get a welcome from the butler?
Bloody illegal aliens. Invading our planet, fucking our wives and all that.
Please welcome SO5 4BW to the forum.
As always, I like to Google for our guests to see if I can offer anything to make their stay with us more pleasant.
Upon Googling SO4 4BW, I was shocked that Google maps didn’t recognise the post code, but a dive through some ancient parts of the Internet reveals that SO5 4BW is an old post code for this location…
In the same spirit of over-sharing, SO5 4BW would also like to share with would-be burglars that he leaves his house before 8 and won’t be home until gone 7pm. He banks at Lloyds Bank Eastleigh s/c 30-92-94 a/c 00782723, his mobile number is 07823 8283123 and he wears suspenders when off-duty.
A little-known fact is that this post code is very close to the residence of my daughter’s friend. My own home is also on the map.
SO5 4BW is member number 75 and is staying next to KRG in room 10010011 - apologies in advance SO5 4BW if you hear KRG raucously getting in touch with his feminine side during the night. Oh, and all, please feel free to charge drinks from the bar to SO5 4BW’s room.
Bletch - Butler at pap Palace.
I always use the postcode SO17 1BJ when I’m talking to the internet police. It’s the postcode of Southampton University, so it make me feel all smart and stuff.
(sob) - Home!! That old Eastleigh hovel still tugs at the heartstrings…
Thanks Bletch - a lovely welcome - and well worth waiting for since page 11. It wasn’t that cold in the gardener’s shed.
And profuse thanks for not putting me anywhere near my old mate Fowllyd. He is, as you all know really, extremely Welsh - and the thought of Harry Secombe and Aled Jones blasting out through the jerry-built walls doesn’t appeal. Let alone the ‘Teach Yourself Welsh poetry’ tapes that sound as if the sink is blocked
On a separate note, has Pirelli completely left Eastleigh now? I know that they sold off a big chunk for a new housing estate back in 2000/01 and called it drum road and cable road and things like that.
I worked there for about 6 months in 2001.
Originally posted by @SO5-4BW
(sob) - Home!! That old Eastleigh hovel still tugs at the heartstrings…
Thanks Bletch - a lovely welcome - and well worth waiting for since page 11. It wasn’t that cold in the gardener’s shed.
And profuse thanks for not putting me anywhere near my old mate Fowllyd. He is, as you all know really, extremely Welsh - and the thought of Harry Secombe and Aled Jones blasting out through the jerry-built walls doesn’t appeal. Let alone the ‘Teach Yourself Welsh poetry’ tapes that sound as if the sink is blocked
You forgot to mention the bleats of ovine terror.
You are sounding like Sarnia.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
A former-me, in a different time, in a different place might have rhetorically asked of that name - “Does he?”, but that, as they say, is all behind me now *.
Either way, on behalf of His papship, I would like to welcome him to papsweb.
Nobby, or Nobbly to give him his correct name would like it known that he suffers from a couple of medical conditions that make it hard for him to interact with others on a forum such as this. Firstly, he is a sufferer of scrotal swelling ** of such extreme proportion that he finds it difficult to post often.
Secondly he is dyslexic.
Nobby is member 83 and will be resting his undercarriage in room 1011 - next to Big Stu and just down from Fatso, StickyWhiteDovePiss and Whelk. His papship would like it known that …
His papship
Alrigh’ la’s, if yous mook about, isle slap yer legz
You have been warned, Sirs.
* Or is it?
** Not a punk band
Many thanks for the heartfelt welcome Bletch although TBH I would rather you hadn’t posted that gif of me.
Originally posted by @SO5-4BW
(sob) - Home!! That old Eastleigh hovel still tugs at the heartstrings…
Thanks Bletch - a lovely welcome - and well worth waiting for since page 11. It wasn’t that cold in the gardener’s shed.
And profuse thanks for not putting me anywhere near my old mate Fowllyd. He is, as you all know really, extremely Welsh - and the thought of Harry Secombe and Aled Jones blasting out through the jerry-built walls doesn’t appeal. Let alone the ‘Teach Yourself Welsh poetry’ tapes that sound as if the sink is blocked
There’s lovely for you. Isn’t it?
[Emoticon used intentionally inappropriately in order to shame His papness into implementing world class emoticons]
Yes, Sir.
I believe that Pirelli has completely moved out of Eastleigh now.
In fact, Sir, I am thinking about penning a song about it - allowing myself to be inspired by Elvis Costello * and his superb juxtaposition of the benefit and cost facets of building ships for foreign wars.
In his version, Elvis balanced the economic benefits of building ships in an area of high unemployment against the premature loss of young men from the same area, that are sent to die for the folly of war.
My version, for which I plan to credit Elvis, will juxtapose the creation of affordable housing on the old Pirelli Cables’ site, against the loss of the public conveniences on Passfield Avenue.
I will call my version Cable Laying.
* I am putting a heavy emphasis on the initial syllable, whilst reducing the stress on the second syllable - Coss-te-low. I thought you should know that.